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sord: ukidoki: militaryfit-bombshell: Super Silky Summer...

Tue, 19 Feb 2013 12:59:08 +0000

ukidoki:

militaryfit-bombshell:

Super Silky Summer Legs

Next time you are feeling down, about to binge, going on a date, or just need to pamper yourself, do this. I just did it and I can not stop rubbing my legs together. It feels like I paid for that over expensive pedicure at the salon.

Ingredients

1 1/4 C Sugar (Yup, plain, good-ol’ white sugar)

1/2 C Oil (I used olive oil, but you can use any oil, coconut oil, baby oil, canola oil)

3 tablespoons Citrus (Lime or lemon)

1-2 Razors

Mix everything together in a bowl.

Soak your legs in the tub for 5 minutes.

Shave your legs.

Rub some of this mixture all over your legs. The sugar will help rub off all dirt and dead skin. Rub, rub. Feels like a mini massage.

Rinse it all off, shave again. I would use one razor per leg if you have two. You will be rinsing this razor a lot. I was GROSSED out by the amount of dead skin I was “shaving” off. It was insane! Trust me, you’ll see.

Rub your legs again! Second coat of wax, oh yeah.

Rinse off! You can use a mild soap to help get some of the oil off.

Lotion your legs up, and feel the silkiness!

Now this isn’t just geared to ladies…. guys, if you want to get lucky, I suggest you offer to rub your ladies’ feet with this mix too. It feels awesome, and when you get lucky, you will be thanking me that her rough grandma feet aren’t cutting your legs, if ya know what I’m saying… hahaha.

I have silky arm pits too!!

Try it, I swear, You will want everyone to touch your legs.

i just did this and after about 2 or so months of not shaving this is the most incredible thing i have ever done its like my legs arent even legs they’re some sort of ancient fabric made only for powerful pharoahs

i highly suggest this even if you don’t shave use it on your feet or shave your pits or your pubes with it because you will feel like a fucking deity

HOLY SHIT I JUST USED THIS AND???? I FEEL LIKE MY LEGS ARE MADE OF ANGEL WINGS

THIS IS THE BEST THING IF YOU DON’T USE IT YOU’RE CRAZY

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Fri, 28 Dec 2012 12:08:32 +0000

amonaly: 20-Something Crisis (by BryarlyBishop) This is exactly...

Sun, 23 Dec 2012 20:25:23 +0000

amonaly:

20-Something Crisis (by BryarlyBishop)

This is exactly how I feel right now.

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Sat, 22 Dec 2012 00:39:58 +0000

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Fri, 07 Dec 2012 23:44:49 +0000

worldfallsdown: unicorn-fish: joshishollywood: This is...

Mon, 26 Nov 2012 22:04:59 +0000

worldfallsdown:

unicorn-fish:

joshishollywood:

This is fucking hilarious. I always assumed they had the camera strapped to them on a rig omg

I love how James Cameron is clearly having more fun than both of them

lol wat

This will never stop being hilarious.

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Fri, 02 Nov 2012 21:02:48 +0000

elegantpaws: vulgarweed: sandandglass: Total respect. Not...

Wed, 17 Oct 2012 01:41:58 +0100

elegantpaws:

vulgarweed:

sandandglass:

Total respect.

Not only was she the first female writer to make the Forbes billionaires list, she then became one of the very few people to take herself off that list by giving so much to charity that it actually made a dent in her fortune.

And she gets it. There aren’t enough generous billionaires in the world who remember where they came from, therefore private charity isn’t the ultimate (only) answer to poverty like some politicians would have us believe. We are all interconnected, we all need each other, in democratic countries we are part of the government, and so keeping needy people from falling into complete destitution and despair is an important and worthy role for government to take. It benefits all of us in the long run. And nobody who feels comfortable and secure now (fewer and fewer of those people around these days) has any guarantee they won’t need help themselves someday.

JK Rowling…reason numbers 2.7 billion why I adore this woman.

aliencupcake: reanimatrix: SINDRAGOSA YOUR PATHETIC MAGIC...

Sun, 07 Oct 2012 12:46:00 +0100

aliencupcake:

reanimatrix:

SINDRAGOSA

YOUR PATHETIC MAGIC BETRAAAAAAYS YOU!

not this bitch again

my superpower is being able to perfectly replicate all of Sindragosa’s and Lady Deathwhisper’s dialogues. from memory. at any moment.

sunlittigerseyes: rdugger: rose-verres: “A three second...

Mon, 24 Sep 2012 22:24:11 +0100

sunlittigerseyes:

rdugger:

rose-verres:

“A three second exposure meant that subjects had to stand very still to avoid being blurred, and holding a smile for that period was tricky. As a result, we have a tendency to see our Victorian ancestors as even more formal and stern than they might have been.”

This is so beautiful to me.

omg look at them so happy omfg

tulabear: grimfedora: ladyw1nter: coffeeandteal: notexactlyle...

Thu, 20 Sep 2012 22:38:07 +0100

tulabear:

grimfedora:

ladyw1nter:

coffeeandteal:

notexactlylegal:

torihiwatari:

SIGNAL BOOST

Don’t let our wolves become homeless.

The Iberian Wolf Recovery Center in Portugal, my country, is in danger of losing everything it accomplished in the last 25 years, helping these endagered species.

They need to raise $250,000 in order to buy the land on which the center stood for all these years. If they don’t, they’ll risk having to start their hard work, all over again, and look (without certainty) for a new home for the wolves.

So please, if you can help at least by spreading the word, it would be much appreciated! If you can donate at least 5$, please do it here: http://www.indiegogo.com/IberianWolf

Thank you so much.

signal boost for the species that actually are endangered.

hey guess what YES THEY //ARE// ENDANGERED.

RELEVANT TO OUR INTERESTS

signal boost the fuck out of this

Tumblr, why does this only have 1k notes? GET WITH IT TUMBLR!

farhanist: Muslims In Libya Condemn Violence, Apologize To...

Fri, 14 Sep 2012 00:29:42 +0100

farhanist:

Muslims In Libya Condemn Violence, Apologize To Americans

Buzzfeed

#of course the news won’t show this #no they’ll just keep stating over and over that the US is sending two warships to the area #because that is more important than showing Americans that not all Muslims are evil like they already believe #because that would be asking too much of the media

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Thu, 30 Aug 2012 19:27:38 +0100

Rest In Peace, Neil Armstrong (August 5th 1930 - August 25th...

Sat, 25 Aug 2012 21:47:27 +0100

Rest In Peace, Neil Armstrong (August 5th 1930 - August 25th 2012)

soullesshusk: awesome-everyday: shorterexcerpts: thecallus: t...

Sat, 25 Aug 2012 18:54:59 +0100

soullesshusk:

awesome-everyday:

shorterexcerpts:

thecallus:

theatlantic:

The Cheapest Generation: Why Aren’t Millennials Buying Cars or Houses?

What if Millennials’ aversion to car-buying isn’t a temporary side effect of the recession, but part of a permanent generational shift in tastes and spending habits? It’s a question that applies not only to cars, but to several other traditional categories of big spending—most notably, housing. And its answer has large implications for the future shape of the economy—and for the speed of recovery.

Read more. [Image: Kagan McLeod]

It’s safe to say that a decent number of Tumblr users are a part of the Millennial generation. So, tell us: Do you own a car or house? If not, why?

IT’S BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO DISPOSABLE INCOME YOU THUNDERING IDIOTS. Fucking preference has nothing to do with it. 50% of college graduates have no job! They all have the most student loan debt ever! What are you asking this question for?!

Also: housing is a good bit more expensive now.

My parents got a 15-year mortgage on a new house in the mid-70s. The house was $32,000. Average home price in that area now? $190,000.

So, home prices went up. Food prices went up. Health care prices went WAY UP. Rent prices went up. Higher education went up so damn high that some of us forgo that all together. Energy prices went up. Car prices went up.

Prices of prices went up.

We also pay cell phone bills, internet bills, data plans, text plans, online subscriptions, cable/satellite tv, netflix, DVR subscriptions — bills that didn’t even exist 30-40 years ago. We also use computers and smartphones and microwaves and other consumer electronics that didn’t exist 20-50 years ago.

We need medications and doctors and contact lenses and tampons and maxi pads and other things that cost money just to be alive and keep us healthy.

Most of us can’t afford to:

Get married and have a “Traditional” big wedding

Buy a house

Buy a new car

PLAN to have children

Take two, consecutive weeks of vacation.

Jobs that paid 50k in the late 1990s now pay between 30-35. Interest rates that favor consumers have gone down.

So I say, no. We are not choosing not to buy homes. We’re not choosing to take the bus in cities where there’s no good public transit. WE ARE NOT CHOOSING TO LIVE WHAT SOCIETY DEEMS AS AN UNDESIRABLE LIFESTYLE.

Don’t even get me started on the fact that these two people in the picture are young white hipsters. Young lack and brown folks have been forgoing homeownership and buying new cars for decades, this shit isn’t new, pal. You’re just acting like this shit is new because it’s hitting white folks.

anyway, my point is: We are fucking broke.

this is a fucking joke right

you think we’re happy living like this
you think we all enjoy living with our parents who badger us constantly and make us feel like shit because we aren’t successful by their standards of home ownership, renting or going to college or married with kids etc.

I’ll be 21 in october, my mother was married at 18, moved out at 17, living with my dad in their own apartment at 18, had my brother AT MY AGE.

we’re not choosing to do these things because they aren’t a fucking option for us.
we can’t even choose to own a house or buy rent—in my case I can’t even choose to go to college. I can’t even GET student loans to go to college, because I still live with my parents, and therefore the government looks at my father’s income to determine if I’m eligible for student loans—and guess what, he makes too much money. So, the state and federal governments both tell me that my parents should pay for my college, not them.

And my parents are never going to pay for my college, so, no schooling for me.
No schooling means I’m far less likely to get a job, and I don’t have one, and I’m on my parent’s health insurance, thank god, otherwise I’d probably be fucked without my medications that I -need- daily.

When I turn 24 though, I’m automatically dropped from his insurance, so I hope the world turns around in the next 3 years. :I

Maybe if those marketing managers had a taste of our generation’s lifestyle they would get our buying tendencies? Hey, how about reducing the top salaries in comparison to the entry level ones? That would do it! You could even hire more people! People would actually HAVE income and then they could BUY your products! Everyone would be happy, not just the CEO.

I’m 22 and I have to remind my mom daily that things will work out. My dad’s unemployed and I’ll probabily won’t get a job when I graduate because in my area you need a) private funding or b) crazy social skills that I completely lack. Sure, I’ll go work at McDonalds, no problem. Oh, I almost forgot, I’m also borderline disabled and somewhere in the future I’ll probabily become deaf - I need to pay thousands of euros for hearing aids and implants so I can get quality of life as close as possible to a normal, healthy person. At least in my country I have social health insurance, that covers part of the expenses. But even that won’t last forever.

And yeah, they’re trying to make us buy cars and houses. Of course, that should be my ambition! What have I been thinking? /sarcasm off

In my first playthrough I romanced him and killed him. I just...

Fri, 17 Aug 2012 04:48:53 +0100

In my first playthrough I romanced him and killed him. I just had to do it.

During the game we watch Anders fall deeper into madness and despair, regardless of Hawke’s actions. Despite his supposedly best intentions, Anders manipulates people close to him and murders innocents. Worse, he realizes this and feels justified while his humanity degrades. Someone like that stops at nothing to reach his goals and there are no guaranties to stop after the end of the game. I really doubt Vengeance would let him, anyway. No rest for the wicked.

It’s a mercy kill. He’s broken beyond repair, and he knows it. No “Love Redeems!” will save him. He’s even relieved it’s all over and glad Hawke’s the one setting him free. Love is also about hard decisions and responsability.

grotesquejak: creamsiclesquid: aliencupcake: Faded blue...

Fri, 17 Aug 2012 01:44:42 +0100

grotesquejak:

creamsiclesquid:

aliencupcake:

Faded blue hair.

I felt pretty today.

no. no no no. Cupcake. You are not just pretty. You are gorgeous.

^

your hair as it is right now makes me think of mermaids. I love it. ^^ I wish I had the balls to dye it crazy, but alas, no.

yoshissupport: yes pls

Thu, 16 Aug 2012 18:49:46 +0100

yoshissupport:

yes pls

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Thu, 16 Aug 2012 03:39:41 +0100

Ooh, shiny!: Rumor: Dragon Age 3 Story synopsis revealed via survey

Tue, 14 Aug 2012 17:51:53 +0100

Ooh, shiny!: Rumor: Dragon Age 3 Story synopsis revealed via survey:

galaxynextdoor:

We’re about due for another Dragon Age. At PAX East earlier this this year, BioWare gave off some massive hints on a theoretical (LMAO, yeah right) Dragon Age 3. It’s looking like it was much more than theoretical, if a new survey making the rounds from EA is…

asdfghjkl

This had me fangirling like crazy. Cole as a companion is like promising big reveals in mage/spirit/Fade lore. And a kossith mercenary? A smartass magister, too? You tease me, Bioware. I can’t handle the feels.

May not be true, but hey, I learnt how not to discredit leaks after so many years of WoW.